Hot Commodity: Police Find Stolen Semi with Toilet Paper on It

For weeks the American people have been rationing their toilet paper because there has been a shortage of it on the shelves. And now the reason behind the shortage is found in the back of a semi. Thieves are high jacking the trucks and stealing all the toilet paper. Their reason for doing their dastardly duty is to resell the commodity at higher prices. After all, when a person is sitting on the toilet with no toilet paper they are more willing to hand over their money for a roll.

Nearly 18,000 pounds of the white gold has been found by the police in North Carolina. Stores are out of the commodity and there is no indication of when more will be made available. So, people are lining up to buy it when it comes in. The stolen semi-trailer was found Wednesday. And for the driver’s protection, his name is not being released until the toilet paper shortage is a thing of the past. There are more than a few people that would love to use him for what they need.

The police have stated that they are protecting the man because the topic of toilet paper is “fairly sensitive right now.” What is sensitive are the behinds of the people that are having to improvise ways to clean themselves up. Stealing toilet paper is the one way that people will chase a person done right now. It is a sensitive issue.

The police stated that “After further investigation, it was determined the 53-foot Hyundai dry-van trailer was reported stolen locally and was being utilized to transport nearly 18,000 pounds of commercial bathroom paper products.” The commercial-grade paper was stolen locally which means they were planning on selling it someplace else. But the thieves stole a truck instead of transporting it in a rental or some other vehicle. Just another show for “Americas Dumbest Criminals.”

It takes a lot of greed and a major lack of compassion to steal something that people are ready to fight over. To capitalize on things that people need violates every basic moral that is unique to humanity. The driver and those involved are in it just for the money. They have taken advantage of and played on the fears of the public for their greed.

The void that the virus has created has caused many to see what would happen to America if the socialist Democrats got their way in the government. People would panic and there would be eternal long lines at the stores hoping to pay inflated prices for one loaf of bread. These Democrats want that kind of control because they can then control people. When Bernie Sanders speaks about free stuff, what he is saying is that they will steal it from someone else and give it away to those that don’t do anything but steal from others.

The vehicle was caught traveling on a road that it should not have been on. The trailer was the issue as it was reported stolen by its owner. Inside the trailer, there was found all the paper products that a store would need to restock their shelves. The cargo on board was headed to the right place. So, they deemed the cargo as “legitimate cargo.”

So far there have been no arrests in the theft of the trailer and the cargo. The driver is being looked at as a suspect because he is the only link that they have for the truth. What is mysterious about the cargo is that it was headed to a business in Greensboro, but no one knew the name of the business. The police did the right thing and pushed the cargo onto its final destination where it would be then be taken to the store for distribution.

The toilet paper investigation is far from over. They have to look at the driver and determine his role in being the middleman. They want to know who else was involved in the theft of the trailer and where it headed. Only then can they truly clean up the trash that is stealing toilet paper for people that need it.

45 thoughts on “Hot Commodity: Police Find Stolen Semi with Toilet Paper on It

  1. It’s so sad that people would steal for $
    Make a example of caught offenders.
    Tell who they work for or give one
    Chance only, if they don’t tell sock
    Them in jail or prison, with hard time.

    1. Worse comes to worse you can install a T shut off valve on your toilet shut off by wall or tank and screw on a spraying flex hose like some kitchens sinks have to rinse plates, , and rinse your butt off, towel dry and blow dry with hair dryer! Cool air of course! Be careful women those things near it don’t like heat and can dry out! You’ll learn to not to use a whole wad of toilet paper to pee wipe! Of course you need it to dispose of other items too! Be conservative! Wash rags will work on some things! People waste what they do have and I’m sure by now some of you have a closet full! All the hoarding that’s went on and store to store buying!! This will pass soon and you can go back to your spoiled ways!

  2. I’ve got a Master’s degree in Psychology, yet I am still unable to comprehend the public’s craving for Toilet Tissue. I theorize that it is some sort of “security blanket” for them psychologically. I am a widower and live alone, and a full roll of toilet tissue lasts me up to a month, if I use it sparingly as I have been trained to do. Many people seem to have a habit of “winding” the paper several times around their hand, and repeating this process several times to wipe repeatedly, which is a unnecessary waste. For those toilet tissue addicts among us, might I suggest thinking of each perforated “sheet” as a dollar bill, which you will flush down your toilet each time you pull that lever. I have 3 months of food rations and 3 rolls of toilet tissue, so I feel well-prepared to weather the impending storm!

    1. Gerald FTW Faris:
      I has a degree in PO FOLKS will survive, , and a roll was unheard of back then! Montgomery Wards, Sears, et all , took care of all the ‘cleaning needs.’ Other times, when the ‘load’ got heavy, the ole newspaper came to the rescue. AH! Dee good ole days.
      P.S. Don’t forget to flush, it ain’t an outhouse no-mo.

      1. I’ss was grown up por on dirt lane in dah sticks an on farm. us had chickens roostas quacks gobblars hogs gardins no toilet paper but had much sear an monkie ward catalog and a lot of corn cobs

        1. yeah corn cobs were poplar in my day .we had box of red ones and a box of white ones we would use 2 red ones first then a white one

    2. I don’t understand people toilet paper is made from trees. Toilet paper is not like vegetables it is made year round. The factories are producing the same amount or more toilet paper than it was a year ago. Went out shopping to pick up a few things. the store that I went to had toilet paper picked up a pack. (Not a truckload a pack).Now that stores are limiting how much you can buy there should be plenty of toilet paper for everyone just like it was a year ago. Because factories are producing toilet paper every day there is no shortage on production

  3. WOW !!? It has taken me 2 weeks to get toilet paper . People were in line for over 1/2 mile outside the grocery store to get pick up toilet paper.. The store was handing it out one package at a time to the customers . Thank God for HEB

  4. People laughed when I said I always ordered the Charmin Forever rolls…no one laughing now. I’m fine for 4 months! I just can’t wrap my head around the hoarding of toilet tissue and paper towels, and forget hand sanitizer, the prices on Ebay are horrible, price gouging is out of control. Karma needs to have a sit down with all these people!

  5. IN OREGON CRAZY LIBERALS DON’T CARE ABOUT PEOPLE SAFETY, ONLY CARE ABOUT THEMSELVES, BUYING UP EVERYTHING, SELFISH, RUDE, SHOVE YOU, OREGON SUCKS, SANCTUARY STATE KISS 💋 ALIENS ASSES, WISH 🌠 PRESIDENT TRUMP COULD CLEAR OUT ALL THESE DISEASE ALIENS, MORE DISEASES TO COME FROM ALIENS, F DEMOCRATS WILL KILL OFF AMERICANS, MORE DEADLY VIRUSES TO COME

    1. They have found out that it can / does cause intestinal issues too. Not sure iui f f oh r everyone or just some.

  6. Donald Chump, prob had every bit to do with this virus! Besides,, it started in his buddy’s country,, China! He’s the 1 who stood on the White House lawn and said,, “China if you’re listening”. Yeah,, all that foolishness there! As long as it’s a Global Pandemic, he doesn’t have to give up his Presidency when it’s election time! It’s a Political Craziness!

    1. FoxyB speaking of Crazy; please call your shrink. You need serious therapy. Get back on your meds and please don’t breed any more like you.

    1. Ohio still has shortages. Was at two stores with empty shelves. People lined at at Sam’s Club waiting for them to open. They had very little, so don’t wait until the afternoon to go.

  7. How low can a person go. These are definitely not conservatives, every low life leftists would qualify for this kind of behaviour.

  8. This has nothing to do with democrats. Why was that even mentioned. Republicans are running shit right now and look where we are at. Chaos in upper government, it’s being left up to each state to fend for themselves because our republican government doesn’t give a crap if a bunch of old people die. Then they don’t have to pay out social security. Use your heads people.

    1. As for your information there’s people who are selling dead people’s social security numbers so the illegals don’t have to work for long before they can retire and get the money that most of the American people earned while they were alive. You should crawl back under the rock from where you came from.

  9. I have absolutely no use for these scumbag opportunists – they should be dealt the most severe punishment that the law allows. They are truly the most worthless human beings, and should be treated as such.

  10. I UNDERSTAND THE OUTRAGE ABOUT THE STEALING OF TOILET PAPER – TRULY. HILLARY, HUNTER, JOE, COMEY, WATERS, PELOSI, SCHIFF, SCHUMER AND COMPANY , HOWEVER, HAVE STOLEN SO MUCH MORE FROM THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. AND THEY DO IT WITH A SMILE ON THEIR FACE.

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